I like meeting anyone who is cool, but most especially nerdy / geeky people... Also, girls that are friendly, fun, and open-minded, and aren't full of jealous girl-drama! I don't know what's up with some other girls, but I'm sorry that they think they can't be friends with me... I won't just add you because request it... If you're into S & M, I'm probably not your girl! (That is, unless you wanna be my slave, because duh, being my slave would be fabulous, LOL) If you have one of the following in great excess, or multiple of the following, DON'T think about adding me as a friend!!

I'm not a bitch by nature, IF YOU DON'T LIKE READING, YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE REASON I DENY AT LEAST 75% OF FRIEND REQUESTS:

-DICK PICS -- good lord, seriously... If your pics consist of your dick, but not you, haha, now THAT'S a turn-off... The LAST thing I am attracted to is a lone dick -- instead it's just annoying... I know you think it's the center of *your* sexuality for the most part, but it's not, what's between your ears is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING; likewise, if you have just dick-pics, you make me want to slap you, not add you as a friend, so FUCK OFF... I don't mind seeing dick if it's done properly (nkdnotfamous, Exposed, etc), but your pics that scream "LOOK AT MY DICK" are an insult, not a turn-on... I'm THE NAKED NERD, not The Naked SlutMeister...

- Have SOMETHING in your profile, and have something to say... Really... Have a fucking personality... I'm sick of people with no balls AKA people with BLANK profiles, or those dumb NaughtyPoll surveys... That does not tell me a damn thing about YOU...

- Why in the HELL are you sending me a friend request if we have NOTHING in common?! If your interests as listed vastly differ from what I say about myself, we don't have ANYTHING in common!!

- Free pic bums -- NO free pics, NO pic trades

- Friend whoring; quit it, it's annoying

- Obsessive bulletin posting / Chain comment posting -- I promise, I won't have bad luck if I don't pass it on, and I'm sick of your multiple endless, pointless bulletins; I always keep my bulletins to a minimum and to the point

- Smokers, drinkers, druggies -- I'm pretty much straight edge, but I've pretty much tried it all (as much as I was willing to try) and I'm SO over it; alcohol is my biggest of these, if you're holding a beer in your avatar, or all of your pics, forget about getting added; also, if you message with an avatar of all of these pics of you "partying", don't expect me to be very friendly AT ALL...

- Anyone NOT in "the industry" trying to give me advice on how to suceed in "the industry"... NEWS FLASH: I am not now, nor shall I ever be, in that particular industry!

- My policy on questions: If you have to ask FOR anything, you probably will not get it because if I want you to have it, you will have it; if you have questions ABOUT something, you may ask, but I do not guarantee it won't offend me...

- IF I HAVE ALREADY DENIED ADDING YOU AS A FRIEND BEFORE, YOU BETTER SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW WHY I SHOULD ADD YOU... THERE'S A GOOD REASON I DIDN'T ADD YOU THE FIRST TIME AROUND! YOU HAVE A 99.9% CHANCE I WON'T ADD YOU THIS TIME AROUND, EITHER... If you do it a third time, I *will* block you...


Messages I will ignore:

- Requests for pics, messenger names, phone calls, in person meetings (NO IN-PERSON APPEARANCES) or dates, friend whoring requests or Quid Pro Quo comment requests -- NO, I WILL NOT MESSAGE YOU ON MESSENGER AND I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAMES, DO NOT GIVE ME YOURS -- IT CLOGS MY INBOX AND MAKES ME WANT TO BLOCK YOU

- Obnoxious questions

- General IM-chat banter (E-mail with "Hi." "'sup" "how r u?" -- and that's it)

- People wanting to participate on cam with me or solicit adult work to me -- NO PORN, my site is me and me ONLY

- NO, I don't wanna cam with you!

/rant


That being said, bring on the Sexual Kung Fu...