I'm better off hangin by a thread

Don't need a queen

In my kingsize bed

To tell me how

And when to make it





I'm 20. Live in the North West of the United Kingdom. I read, I write, I piss, I shite. Oh yeah I do it all.

Really though, I like to write, Edgar Allan Poe etc is good reading. I have a shitty acoustic guitar that I can't even play. I masturbate a lot. But what makes me different to all the rest is I actually have a girlfriend AND masturbate a lot. Yeah, I've got it pretty good. My feet are larger than average. I imagine the worst job in the world is licking the fluff out of people's belly buttons as part of a full body massage deal, available only to ooold sumo wrestlers.

My drawrer is always full of MagnumXL condoms and I'm wanting to buy the MagnumXL cap from www.trojancondoms.com for no reason at all. I hope that answers your question. Take care of yourselves, and each other.