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"I'm a pinata filled with cockroaches"

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Age:
27

Gender:
Male

Location:
The wretched bowels of the Interweb, No Answer

Last Activity:
09-02-2010 03:29 PM



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    Status:
    Married

    Orientation:
    Straight

    Body Type:
    Average

    Height:
    6 Feet 0 Inches

    Ethnicity:
    White/Caucasian

    Smoke / Drink:
    No / Yes

    Education:
    Some College

    Occupation:
    Yer Lookin' At It!

    Income:
    No Answer

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    General:
    In General, I'm less specific than you might imagine. I'm far too varied to call one particular thing. I'm a little bit goth, I'm a lot steampunk, I'm a great deal dorky, I'm slightly charming, I'm partially obnoxious, I'm a sometimes artist, I'm a fulltime admin here, I can't really make up my mind about anything when asked, but I'll happily give you my opinion unprompted.

    Music:
    D R . S T E E L ! ! !
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    Infected Mushroom
    Dog Fashion Disco
    Fiona Apple
    Electric Six
    SlagsmÄlsklubben
    Ninjaspark
    Johnny Hollow
    Juno Reactor
    Porcupine Tree
    Bauhaus
    Abney Park
    Funker Vogt
    The Birthday Massacre
    Bitshifter
    Sisters Of Mercy
    Skinny Puppy
    50 Hertz
    Vernian Process
    Tom Waits
    katzenjammer kabarett
    Dethklok
    HorrorPops
    Flipron
    Creature Feature
    Mind In A Box
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    Anders Manga
    Flogging Molly
    The Legendary Pink Dots
    Suicide commando
    Massive Attack
    OhGr
    Nick Cave and THe Bad Seeds
    Danny Elfman
    Franz Ferdinand
    The Scarring Party
    Das Ich
    Radiohead
    Muse
    The Deadfly Ensemble
    Polkadot Cadaver
    Oingo Boingo
    The Decemberists
    The Faint

    Yeah, I'm all over the place.

    Movies:
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    City Of Lost Children
    Pan's Labyrinth
    The Devil's Backbone
    Sin City
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Sweeny Todd
    Hellboy
    Wallace and Grommet (all of them)


    Television:
    Dexter, House, Bones, Heroes, Venture Brothers, Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, other various cartoons, random stuff on History, Discovery, TLC.

    Heroes:
    Dr. Steel, Jhonen Vasquez, Voltaire, Jules Verne, Benjamin Roman, Roman Dirge, Jake Von Slatt, my Parents.

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    About
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    I'm Dez and I'm here to help I work for xPeeps as an Administrator and Dangerous Liaison. I'm here to provide promotion and support to industry professionals and to help out fans with questions about the site. (note: if you want to know HOW TO do something on the site, ask me, if you're reporting a bug or an error, you might have better luck in the Site Help Forum)



    If you're a star, studio, photographer or model and would like to get some MASSIVE XPOSURE shoot me an e-mail. I'll get you set up on some of the LARGEST ADULT WEBSITES IN THE WORLD!



    Daniel Fairchild (Dez)

    Xpeeps Dangerous Liaison

    daniel.fairchild@aebn.net

    ICQ : 355252737

    http://www.aebn.com

    http://www.xpeeps.com/dezmodus


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    I'm getting a lot of folks asking me questions of a very similar nature. To help free up my time to deal with more serious issues (hey, those mines wont sweep themselves, you know) I'm going to post a few links here to tutorials around the site that will make both of our lives a lot easier.

    How do I upload and manage photos?
    (please be sure to say thank you to Athena Hollow for her great work on this tutorial)

    How do I verify

    How do I post pictures?
    (also known as "whaaa! photobucket/imageshack/whatever doesn't work with your site")



    that's all for now, but i'll post more as i think of them. If you have any other questions, be sure to stop by the site help forum to check and see if your question has already been answered.


    Still reading? wow. I guess I should write something witty and clever and amazing.



    um...


    well, if you want witty and clever and amazing, why not stop by the forums? I'm usually down that way. Check the Playground forum for shits and/or giggles.
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    Ever think to yourself, "Man, that Dez sure is the Bee's Knees...I should do something Awexome for him..." ? Well now you can! I'm accepting fansigns and putting them (or links to them in your gallery, rather) here!!!!










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    Posted: September 1, 2010 2:12 am

    DEZ!! the article is AMAAAZING!!!!! thasnk u sooo much! telll everybody who helped thanks you too!!!! WE LOV IT!!!

    Posted: August 30, 2010 8:40 am

    Doing quite well myself too. Thanks for asking!

    Posted: August 29, 2010 11:50 pm

    Hope is well :-)

    Posted: August 29, 2010 7:13 pm

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    Posted: August 18, 2010 1:49 pm

    Laughing...you're also the Cat's Pajamas... Laughing

    Posted: August 17, 2010 1:56 pm

    hello hello

    Posted: August 15, 2010 10:22 am

    just got done watching Dexter, it's so great! looking forward to the 4'th season comming out on dvd! how's thing's?

    Posted: August 14, 2010 2:34 pm

    hi i am comeing !~~

    Posted: August 11, 2010 5:20 pm

    Hey, I threw those shirts away back in 9th grade... I mean... they are stuffed in a storage bin under the stairs in my parent's house... nope.... not at all.

    Posted: August 10, 2010 3:28 pm

    You know was is classier than a pic next to the crapper? A picture next to a crap with crap in it

    Posted: August 9, 2010 4:41 pm

    Meh, you know, work, sleep, work, sleep, sometimes eating is in there somewhere.



    Recently I have decided to feel like I am 12 again by marathoning DB and DBZ.



    Yeah, I am a dork.


    Posted: August 9, 2010 8:57 am

    Dez you sexy beast do you know how to resize fotos so i can post them on this Xxx

    Posted: August 7, 2010 5:28 pm

    Come join me and my girlfriend tonight 7pm-9pm pst for our Grand Opening, LIVE!!



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    Posted: August 7, 2010 10:50 am

    how are the wretched bowels of the interwebs treatin ya?

    Posted: August 2, 2010 5:02 pm

    We should copywrite it and make it happen for sure! Me, you, and my vag slangin could rule the world!! (or maybe just the south east)

    Posted: August 2, 2010 2:50 pm

    i noticed i will be 1 hour from the xpeeps office in North Carolina.maybe i should come by for a visit.

    Posted: August 2, 2010 11:06 am

    i mean you know how much i love slangin my vagina all over the internet!!

    Posted: July 31, 2010 6:06 pm

    hows it going dez, i was wondering if we could have a link or some sort that notifies us went were online.

    Posted: July 30, 2010 3:02 pm

    sooo i just couldn't stay away....
    i made a new account.
    i missed xcreeps too much.

    Posted: July 30, 2010 9:42 am

    Lol,I've seen turtles fuck but never heard em' do it.

    Posted: July 30, 2010 9:26 am

    Have a great weekend Dez!

    Posted: July 19, 2010 1:56 pm

    Dezzeridoo

    Posted: July 19, 2010 1:16 pm

    It does not bother me a'tall when you comment on bulletins concerning my penis.

    LOVE YOU UNCLE DEZ!

    Posted: July 16, 2010 3:08 pm

    perhaps you already knew this but you rock! xoxoxoxo CougarOnTheProwl_m.jpgImage Hosting by PictureTrail.com

    Posted: July 10, 2010 7:29 pm

    what up dez?

    i was wondering do any of the porn star still check their pages?