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"I'm a pinata filled with cockroaches"

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At a glance...

Age:
27

Gender:
Male

Location:
The wretched bowels of the Interweb, No Answer

Last Activity:
03-16-2010 09:20 PM



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    Status:
    Married

    Orientation:
    Straight

    Body Type:
    Average

    Height:
    6 Feet 0 Inches

    Ethnicity:
    White/Caucasian

    Smoke / Drink:
    No / Yes

    Education:
    Some College

    Occupation:
    Yer Lookin' At It!

    Income:
    No Answer

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    General:
    In General, I'm less specific than you might imagine. I'm far too varied to call one particular thing. I'm a little bit goth, I'm a lot steampunk, I'm a great deal dorky, I'm slightly charming, I'm partially obnoxious, I'm a sometimes artist, I'm a fulltime admin here, I can't really make up my mind about anything when asked, but I'll happily give you my opinion unprompted.

    Music:
    D R . S T E E L ! ! !
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    Infected Mushroom
    Dog Fashion Disco
    Fiona Apple
    Electric Six
    Slagsmålsklubben
    Ninjaspark
    Johnny Hollow
    Juno Reactor
    Porcupine Tree
    Bauhaus
    Abney Park
    Funker Vogt
    The Birthday Massacre
    Bitshifter
    Sisters Of Mercy
    Skinny Puppy
    50 Hertz
    Vernian Process
    Tom Waits
    katzenjammer kabarett
    Dethklok
    HorrorPops
    Flipron
    Creature Feature
    Mind In A Box
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    Anders Manga
    Flogging Molly
    The Legendary Pink Dots
    Suicide commando
    Massive Attack
    OhGr
    Nick Cave and THe Bad Seeds
    Danny Elfman
    Franz Ferdinand
    The Scarring Party
    Das Ich
    Radiohead
    Muse
    The Deadfly Ensemble
    Polkadot Cadaver
    Oingo Boingo
    The Decemberists
    The Faint

    Yeah, I'm all over the place.

    Movies:
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    City Of Lost Children
    Pan's Labyrinth
    The Devil's Backbone
    Sin City
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Sweeny Todd
    Hellboy
    Wallace and Grommet (all of them)


    Television:
    Dexter, House, Bones, Heroes, Venture Brothers, Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, other various cartoons, random stuff on History, Discovery, TLC.

    Heroes:
    Dr. Steel, Jhonen Vasquez, Voltaire, Jules Verne, Benjamin Roman, Roman Dirge, Jake Von Slatt, my Parents.

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    About
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    I'm Dez and I'm here to help I work for xPeeps as an Administrator and Dangerous Liaison. I'm here to provide promotion and support to industry professionals and to help out fans with questions about the site. (note: if you want to know HOW TO do something on the site, ask me, if you're reporting a bug or an error, you might have better luck in the Site Help Forum)



    If you're a star, studio, photographer or model and would like to get some MASSIVE XPOSURE shoot me an e-mail. I'll get you set up on some of the LARGEST ADULT WEBSITES IN THE WORLD!



    Daniel Fairchild (Dez)

    Xpeeps Dangerous Liaison

    daniel.fairchild@aebn.net

    ICQ : 355252737

    http://www.aebn.com

    http://www.xpeeps.com/dezmodus


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    I'm getting a lot of folks asking me questions of a very similar nature. To help free up my time to deal with more serious issues (hey, those mines wont sweep themselves, you know) I'm going to post a few links here to tutorials around the site that will make both of our lives a lot easier.

    How do I upload and manage photos?
    (please be sure to say thank you to Athena Hollow for her great work on this tutorial)

    How do I verify

    How do I post pictures?
    (also known as "whaaa! photobucket/imageshack/whatever doesn't work with your site")



    that's all for now, but i'll post more as i think of them. If you have any other questions, be sure to stop by the site help forum to check and see if your question has already been answered.


    Still reading? wow. I guess I should write something witty and clever and amazing.



    um...


    well, if you want witty and clever and amazing, why not stop by the forums? I'm usually down that way. Check the Playground forum for shits and/or giggles.
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    YOU!!!


    Ever think to yourself, "Man, that Dez sure is the Bee's Knees...I should do something Awexome for him..." ? Well now you can! I'm accepting fansigns and putting them (or links to them in your gallery, rather) here!!!!










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    Comments    Post A Comment  |  View All
    Posted: March 16, 2010 11:36 am

    yeah im probably gonna need theraputic help to stop making that face.
    it's becoming a life problem.

    Posted: March 15, 2010 12:08 pm

    They're hidden in the little plastic Easter eggs.. go find em!!

    Posted: March 14, 2010 12:24 pm

    Looking totally different, more cleancut, its a good look :-)

    Posted: March 14, 2010 1:32 am

    whats up

    Posted: March 14, 2010 12:52 am

    Hi! How art thou?

    Posted: March 13, 2010 3:06 am

    n00dz

    Posted: March 11, 2010 6:05 pm

    Hey there Dez ole buddy!
    I would have told ya about the top friends issue thing but I assumed 50 people have already told you so I didn't want to bug ya. lol. Thanks for stoppin by!!! I'm about ready to be the creepy clown again. Gettin kind a bored. lol.

    Posted: March 11, 2010 5:25 am

    Hello

    Posted: March 8, 2010 10:49 am

    anyone want to e-mail me just how to add a photo on here

    Posted: March 4, 2010 5:47 pm

    haha i thought you'd enjoy that, i saw yours and i hadda retort

    Posted: March 4, 2010 4:05 pm

    Thanks for the add! We sincerely appreciate it!
    Sorry for the standard copy and paste comment, but at least we're honest about doing it.

    Check us out and feel free to ask any questions!


    Posted: March 2, 2010 7:22 pm

    Tony Cincotta

    Posted: February 28, 2010 1:49 am

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    Posted: February 26, 2010 4:00 pm

    I'd also have to throw a vote in for the IM option....that'd be sweet

    Posted: February 26, 2010 8:09 am

    Love your new profile pic Dezy You look like you're up to some fun.
    xo Anna

    Posted: February 26, 2010 1:14 am

    UNCLE DEZ!

    Your inbox is full, I have something I must tell you!

    Posted: February 25, 2010 2:19 pm

    hi dez, sent you a q in email. get back to me when ye read itzzz

    Posted: February 15, 2010 2:51 pm

    and that would indeed be a very say thing

    thanks for being awesome dez lol

    Posted: February 15, 2010 2:26 pm

    lol touche my friend.

    Posted: February 15, 2010 2:07 pm

    lol my glasses have orange on the inside so they are prob cooler than yours :-p

    Posted: February 15, 2010 4:39 am

    you are by far one of my favorites
    thank you for everything.
    i dont think i could say that enough.
    By far one of the best men i know

    Posted: February 14, 2010 5:31 pm

    Happy V day mate!!
    xoxo Anna

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    Posted: February 10, 2010 6:03 pm

    oh... and I love you Uncle.

    Posted: February 10, 2010 6:01 pm

    Maybe it's my computer Uncle Dez, but in your admin. bulletin there is no link where you tell us to click. haha.