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This person is not my friend
Johnny Soporno
offline
 "Difficult Tasks While You Wait, Impossible Tasks in by 9 out by 5" view more photos At a glance...
Age:
42
Gender:
Male
Industry:
Other
Location:
Toronto / Amsterdam / Manhattan / Los Angeles / Miami Beach, No Answer
Last Activity:
10-20-2011 06:23 PM
Twitter Last 10 Posts
Status:
In a relationship (Swinger)
Orientation:
Straight
Body Type:
Some Extra Baggage
Height:
6 Feet 2 Inches
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Education:
Post Grad
Occupation:
Marital Arts Master / Worthy Playboy / Crisis Manager
Income:
No Answer
General:
I am deeply interested in the all aspects of Human Psychology, most particularily sexuality. My understanding of Human Nature and Behaviour is highly acute after all these years of study, despite my experience being exclusively vicarious (having never actually been a human, myself....)
Music:
I enjoy good examples of just about every genre... From Rachmaninov to Ice-T, from Steely Dan to The Ramones, I enjoy clever, intricate, and polyrythmic stuff... Today on my drive home I listened to Gary Numan, White Zombie, Kraftwerk, Tchaikovsky, Curtis Mayfield, Misfits, The Beastie Boys, and that's just off the top of my head...
Movies:
TOO MANY TO LIST - I have about 1200 DVDs in my collection, most of 'em pretty good!
Television:
I don't have a TV, but I LOVE movies - so I have a 13' projection screen and a DVD player... So all I can watch of TV shows are things I can get on DVD
 This is okay, since the only shows I would watch are The Sopranos (just so I can get the lingo down ) Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, and Drawn Together, plus Sex and the City (so I understand what women REALLY want ) and classic Star Trek episodes.Heroes:
Myself, Hef, "Bob"
Groups:
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I'm a co-founder of Satan's School for Girls (http://www.SS4G.com - the pornstar training college) along with being the 'Head' Coach at that facility - I coach girls in the Marital Arts, particularly Deepthroating men and Orally-Pleasuring women. [I hold dual-Doctorates in Applied Cunnilinguistics and Theoretical Fellatio]
I spend my a lot of my time aiding and abetting, facilitating, enabling, and otherwise helping wanna-be pornstars EITHER to shake themselves out of it or, failing that, dive into it in a worthwhile way. I also help other Industry people in whatever capacities I can, usually as a facilitator, credibility vouch, or management consultant. I also stunt-cock occasionally. I have existed in the shadows of The Industry for nearly 20 years, quietly establishing myself as the "Go-To Guy"... I am a Favour Broker, an Emotional-Baggage Handler, and a Crisis Manager. (Think "Mr.Wolf" from 'PulpFiction') If you need me, I'm easy to find - you can email me anytime, or find me online at JohnnySoporno@hotmail.com which reaches me on my Blackberry
Recovering Mensa(tm) members, people who appreciate the finer things in life, like my sense of humour
- and lingerie models. ...And, of course, any girls who would like for me to teach them to do THIS trick: 
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You're so sexy, I can't get enough of you! I love the way you look at me, the way you touch me, the way you feel, smell, taste....
Whew! Is it hot in here?
xoxo Snowball
Come for a visit - it's FREE!
I finally made it back on xpeeps. Sheesh.
Cool see'in Ya ...Call me when your back in town!
long time no hear babycakes~hope all is well!!
Hey Johnny thanks for the add!! It was great seeing you again. Next time you are in LA we will have to have dinner again.
Michael