&tI have short dirty dark blond hair, my body hair, beard and pubes are dirty blond/red, but have a "latent red" color. My eyes are sapphire blue (i.e. dark blue, with lighter rays). I stand, 6'8" (203cm) tall, and weigh 250lbs. My chest is 55", waist 36", biceps 21", thighs 30", calves 28". I wear shoe size 17 (49/50). I'm a big, well proportioned guy and wear my pants left. I'm not concerned about my bulge, hope you aren't either.


Oh, about the generously portioned tube steak...

just over 10" (26cm) along the topside and almost 8" around (7 cm across) when hard, otherwise it hangs at a thick, but spongy, 7" (17 cm) depending on temperature, humidity/wetness, who is around; much less when skinny dipping, one drunk friend described it as "almost normal sized". A few girls have said that I'm the "Cervix Slammer".


I'm VERY bi and I have no issues with group situations, though some narrow straight guys have freaked about me or my size and "limped' away.

MFM, FMF, MMF, MFF, M/MFM, MMFM, MFFM, MMMF, MMMM...

the MFing alphabet soup is a fucking option.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Ian
Birthday:	July 4th
Birthplace:	Columbus, Ohio
Current Location:	Clevelan, Ohio
Eye Color:	sapphire
Hair Color:	dirty blond
Height:	6'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	German/Czech and Danish
Your Weakness:	willing and accomodating entrances
Your Fears:	dwarves
Your Perfect Pizza:	spinach onion
Thoughts First Waking Up:	the shower is running and I want in
Your Best Physical Feature:	cock
Your Bedtime:	after sex
Pepsi or Coke:	7-up
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Ginza
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	rose hip
Chocolate or Vanilla:	dark raspberry chocolate
Do you Smoke:	only during sex
Do you Swear:	fuck yea
Do you Shower Daily:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	my skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	i've had smokin' sex
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	yes
Looking for in a Boy/Girl..
Height:	over 5'4"
Best Clothing Style:	naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none
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Naughty Poll
How old are you?	Over 30
What is your sexual orientation?	Bisexual
Have you ever given someone oral sex?	I love eating out and sucking
Have you ever received oral sex?	Yes, regularly
How many sexual partners have you had?	Never counted
What is your pubic hair style?	Trimmed neatly
What kind of underwear do you wear?	work: Boxer Briefs privately: COMMANDO
Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?	Both taken and been in them
Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?	Yes
Do you watch porn?	Yes, and I own some
Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?	Both watched others and been watched
How large are you...ya know, in the pants?	I prefer it out of my pants!
Have you ever expirimented with another man?	I've done more than expiriment...
What is your favorite sexual position?	Anything that gets me off
Are you circumcised?	Yes I am
What gets you off fastest?	Deep intercourse
How often do you mastur/oralbate?	When there is no one around to help
Have you ever had multiple partners at once?	Yes, live in a threesome and we have friends
Have you ever paid for sex?	Nope, never
When did you lose your virginity?	17-18 years Old
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INTERESTS
In General
Love or Money:	Love
Clothes or Nudist:	Nudist
Cake or Pie:	Cake
Black or White:	Black
City or Country:	City
Car or Motorcycle:	Car
Trains or Planes:	Plaines
Water or Alcohol:	Water
Clean or Dirty:	Dirty
Shoes or Barefoot:	Barefoot
Just For Fun
Amusement Park or Picnics:	Pinic at the Amusement Park
Camping or Clubbing:	Clubbing
Movies or Theatre:	Theatre
Swim or Scuba Diving:	Scuba
Horseback Riding or Hiking:	Horseback Riding
Cliff Diving or Mountain Climbing:	Montain Climbing
Drinking or Drugs:
Mud Bath or Mineral Bath:	Mineral Bath
Parasailing or Skyediving:	Parasailing
Bungee Jumping or Trampoline:	Bungee Jumping
SEX
Cock or Pussy:	BOTH
Tits or Ass:	Ass
Face Or Body:	Body
Vanilla or Kink:	Kink
Younger or Older:	Younger
Hair or Shaved:	Trimmed
One-on-One or Orgies:	Threesomes
Fucking or Sucking:	Fucking
Top or Bottom:	Top
Virgins or Whores:	Whores
Love
Monogamy or Polygamy:	Polygamy
Inner or Outer Beauty:	Inner
Sex or Cuddling:	Cuddling after Sex
Romance or Finance:	Romance
Divorce or Couples Therapy:	Couples Therapy
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Ultimate SEX Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual?	both
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?	both
How often do you like to have sex?	I don't like not having sex.
Is sex a top priority for you?	Yes, righte after breathing and eating.
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?	yes, unless I'm behind.
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?	I don't need alcohol for that.
How do you feel about one night stands?	They're best laying down.
How many one night stands have you had?	I lost count freshman year.
What's your favorite position?	One that gets me to full depth.
Where's your favorite place to have sex?	In a sex partner.
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?	Love fucking.
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?	Yes
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?	Depends how long it takes to prep the hole.
Do you get off first or do they?	They usually do and I cum again.
Do you like kissing during sex?	YES
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?	some
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?	If they are too loud, I plug their mouth.
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?	Yes, to both.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?	too late
How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?	5-10 (two of them on a most regular basis).
What does your favorite fore-play include?	ORAL
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?	Yes, but I play with them more.
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?	I sleep at home.
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?	YES
When and where was your wildest sex ever?	dance floor, black room, sex club, pool hall, gym showers/locker rooms...
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?	Helping you find your next sexual fantasy.
Have you ever done porn?	For home use.
Have you ever have sex for money?	NO, but I've had offers.
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?	Only if showing bulge counts.
Is the sex still good when your cheating?	Can't cheat when open.
During sex... what are you thinking about?	SEX
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?	I'm always the dominant one.
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?	3 or 4 (unless you're an acrobat)
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?	YES
Could you live without sex?	Would that be living?
How often do you find sex boring?	Only if the partner(s) is/are boring and I don't like boring people.
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?	1 to 2 hours
Do you like to perform oral sex?	YES, love eating and blowing.
Do you like to recieve oral sex?	YES, 69 is best.
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?	Yes.
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?	6-some? 7-some? When does the orgy start.
Have you ever had interracial sex?	How many races at once?
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?	Yes, by lots of people.
Have you ever had sex while at work?	Yes
Have you ever had sex while at school?	Yes
What is something that you would never consider doing?	rimming
Have you ever had sex on drugs?	no
Would you ever have sex in public?	YES
What's your biggest turn on?	SEX
Do you spit or swallow?	both
How many times have you gotten off in one night?	I don't count, it's not a race.
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?	Yes, I have.
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?	Yes
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?	Yes, while they were watching and joining.
Do you ever have sex in the shower?	Yes
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?	Alley.
Do you feel your up to par in bed?	Most one nights have called back.
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?	Yes
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?	Sister asked boy friend if he got enough sleep, at the breakfast table.
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?	naked
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?	Yes
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?	Yes
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?	A pool table.
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?	No, I'm 6'8" tall.
Do you were protection as often as you should?	Yes
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?	No
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?	I like waking them up.
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?	Yes
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?	No
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Proceed with CAUTION, over stretching and reddening of your orifices will occur and may cause permanent damage to your relationship with an unaware boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, spouse and/or work out buddy (if you pick up the soap). You need to take full responsibility for letting me penetrate you, the evidence of your activities will be noticeable.