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"OMGWTFDMBLDRIZGAI!?! 4RLYSRZLY?!"

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At a glance...

Age:
27

Gender:
Female

Industry:
Other

Location:
Charlotte, North Carolina

Last Activity:
08-21-2009 08:10 PM



xPeeps Verified


Favorite Movies
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Details
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Status:
Married

Orientation:
Bisexual

Body Type:
Some Extra Baggage

Height:
5 Feet 3 Inches

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian

Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes

Education:
Some College

Occupation:
Studio Sales Executive @ AEBN

Income:
No Answer

Interests
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General:
Fashion, photography, painting, pin-ups, SHOES!, changing hairstyles, Bollywood, elephants, TokiDoki, cuddling, history, Katamari, kink, dance, gymnastics, tattoos, knife throwing, I LUV ketchup!, Justine Joli, mint chocolate chip ice cream (the green kind is best), Italy, belly dancing, Riley Mason, bananas, Robert McGinnis, geeks, Dali, traveling, porn (of course)... Oh god, this could be awhile...

How about things I DON'T like? I don't like:

* Smoking while eating. Ick!

* Hippos (they're evil and should all die)

* When people say "oh my goddess!"

* Nascar

* Marilyn Monroe (I LOVE pin-ups. Except her.)

* Being tickled

* Emo kids (but only 'cause I secretly want to be like them - Haha)

* Soccer moms

* Madonna

I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of what right now...

Music:
A quick rundown of what I'm listening to right now... A Fine Frenzy, Amy Studt, Angie Aparo, Avenue D, Bain Mattox, Benny Benassi, Beastie Boys, Daft Punk, Dave Matthews Band, Dexter Freebish, Erykah Badu, Fiona Apple, Imogen Heap, Jack Johnson, King Missile, Massive Attack, Our Lady Peace, Poe, Prince, Radiohead, Rasputina, She Wants Revenge, Shiny Toy Guns, Sia, Sneaker Pimps, Teitur... And I have a not-so-secret love of bad 80s hair bands - Must be a Jersey thing!

I also love mash-ups, so if you have any good ones...

Movies:
PrON!

Television:
Law & Order: SVU, House, Heroes, ANTM, Bones, Project Runway, Drawn Together, Family Guy, The Girls Next Door, anything on the History channel...

Groups:
About
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My name is Mel and I am a sales executive at AEBN, the adult VOD company that owns and runs Xpeeps. This being said, I am on here for business purposes - Here are some things you should know:


* I will not send you "noodz."


* I see 3,000 penises a day - I don't need to see yours.


Some additional things about me... I am a part-time artist and a full-time pain in the ass. In my spare time I volunteer with Animal Care & Control - I love animals! I am the self-proclaimed "Master of Weird." I like to bring up gross & awkward topics of conversation during meals. I am terrified of hippos. Really. I know, it's weird. My heroes include Dali, Chunk from the Goonies (he has the illest moves in Astoria), Juliette Lewis, and Brenda Dickson (she has a fashion face - a face full of fashion). When I grow up I'd like to be Johnathan the Zombie Boy.


Want to know more? Read my Interests. Want to know even more than that? Ask me.


Want to buy me something? Click Here!
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Industry people, non-industry people, other artists... pretty much anyone. Expect to be denied if you have your peen/vag as your default, your profile is set to "private", or if your display name is a paragraph long ("clitsucka69 - GIRLS ONLY!!! - NO DUDEZ!!! I h8pen15!")



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Comments    Post A Comment  |  View All
Posted: November 24, 2011 3:40 pm

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Posted: April 6, 2011 4:49 pm

Have a happy b-day!

John X
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Posted: April 3, 2011 1:45 pm

happy birthday

Posted: November 7, 2010 6:38 pm

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Posted: May 21, 2010 3:47 pm

Well Mel....I thought you could use a laugh
xo Anna
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Posted: April 8, 2010 2:06 pm

Happy Bee-lated Birthday. What the hell happened to my mind??? I always get it right. Until today. Well, hope you had a happy humpy birthday.
xoxoxoxo Anna

Posted: April 7, 2010 9:47 pm

happy birthday

Posted: April 7, 2010 6:58 am

Have an awesome b-day

Posted: April 6, 2010 11:41 am

Have a happy b-day!

John X
1JohnX.com

Posted: April 2, 2010 2:20 pm

Slap Happy Bunny Day!!! Hurray for chocolates.
xoxo Anna

Posted: March 17, 2010 4:40 am

Happy St. Patty's beautiful 'O Meli !!!
xoxo Bananna

Posted: February 14, 2010 10:30 pm

Happy Valentine's day. From what Dez says, you're now celebratin with three Bet that's great. Miss yer face.
Hope you're weller than hell.
xoxoxo Anna

Posted: September 27, 2009 4:15 pm

Mel: Okay so alien abduction is true. That's where I've been. Problem is there were no female aliens...only little greys with small dicks. Bummer. I brought you back a souvenir from Aruga 10...it's a radio active rock. I know...the gift shops bite outside of route 66. Life here in FL is interesting. Just awaiting my first hurricane. Should be fun.
Sorry I was away so long. Missed ya.
xoxoxo Anna

Posted: September 21, 2009 5:37 pm

*sneak hug*


Dez
Posted: July 23, 2009 2:21 pm

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Dez
Posted: July 7, 2009 7:46 pm

booty


booty


booty


booty


rockin' everywhere.


Dez
Posted: May 21, 2009 4:09 pm

Yeah, I've heard about that Bez guy, he's a real dickbag, always trying to take credit for my many accomplishments.



If you can send me his URL i'll be happy to ban him from the site, and the internet in general.

Dez
Posted: May 19, 2009 8:39 pm

Bizzam! Verified!

Dez
Posted: April 16, 2009 4:26 pm

Hellz Yeah! Can't wait!

Posted: April 7, 2009 5:39 pm

happy birthday

Posted: April 7, 2009 1:04 pm

Happy birthday, Mel!!!

Posted: April 7, 2009 8:13 am

Hi Mel, happy birthday from everyone at www.adultvoyeur.com.au

Posted: April 6, 2009 9:06 am

Mel? Is it time for something? Something real good and stingy?



Haha. Hope you have a wonderful Birthday Mel


Warmly,


Anna

Posted: April 6, 2009 6:21 am

Won't even try to beat that previous comment, but regardless...have an excellent b-day

Dez
Posted: April 1, 2009 7:49 pm

well, NO WAY JOSE!